whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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