real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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