sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You made out with two different species that night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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