i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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