she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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