He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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