would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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