She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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