okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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