Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize