Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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