my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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