textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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