stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
