He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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