She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
This toilet bowl is my home.
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