you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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