After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Do plants get herpes?
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