do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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