And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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