but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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