i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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