we have officially lost it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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