You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
