Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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