it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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