Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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