I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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