Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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