My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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