at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
