No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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