everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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