Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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