My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
