I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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