im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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