do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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