WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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