I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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