I think I won the penis lottery.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
