hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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