I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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