I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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