Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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