Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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