Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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