I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we're making bets on your personal life
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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