And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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