"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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