I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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