Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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