I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize
