ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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