did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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