i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He shit in the fireplace
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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