I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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