Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
