HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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